✨overloading and oversharing✨

goofpunk:

“no trespassing” “restricted area” “private property” bro im literally curious by nature

miaislying:

personsonable:

miaislying:

personsonable:

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

siriuslystargazing:

POV: you wake up after spending 250k on a submarine ride to the titanic

langernameohnebedeutung:

this is so funny. ducklings from wish.

nonasuch:

marithlizard:

feline17ff:

holdmecloseandfast:

thedemonsurfer:

vaporwavesimulator:

discardedmilkywaywrapper:

vaporwavesimulator:

creature in fiction: *is portrayed as bad and mean*

8 year old me: but what if there was a good and nice one :0

there’s no age limit for this

youre right…………..

me at 8: but what if you gave it a hug?

me at 31: but what if you gave it a hug?

The neurodivergent reaction to bad and mean creatures: but what if someone loved this unlovable thing? Maybe it would be possible for me, also a strange and burdensome and unlovable thing, to be loved as well?

🥺

This is it. Distilled essence of blorbo (one flavor, at least).

sundryvillains:

jack kline’s greatest hits + text posts (6/?)